You never know what will get dropped off at the museum!

 

Ms. Cherie Hill of Bellevue Washington donated a unique item Wednesday morning. She claims that this is 11 time Gold Cup winner Chip Hanauer but frankly this guy looks rather suspicious and we can’t be sure who he is. We offer this item as is - where is and make no guarantees

 

FOR SALE: Washed Up Hydro Driver

Chip Hanauer was born to race boats, but after retiring, Chip realized that he was absolutely unqualified to do anything else. In a move of extraordinary generosity Chip has offered to donate his skill at doing nothing to this year’s Hydroplane and Raceboat Museum Fall auction. For a donation of only:  

 

Select an Awesome Chip Opportunity Below!
 

$10            Chip won’t show up at your house asking to use the bathroom

$20            Chip won’t tip over your garbage cans

$50            Chip won’t park his leaky, beat up VW in your driveway

$100         Chip won’t show up on your doorstep asking for food

$250          Chip won’t wash your windows with dirty rags

$500          Chip won’t borrow your car without asking

$1,000       Chip won’t crash your next date and serenade you with his guitar

 

Premium Gifts  

 

$250          Photo of Chip doing nothing

$500          Signed photo of Chip promising he isn’t doing anything

$1,000       Lunch with Chip at the Hydroplane & Raceboat Museum

                     (Warning! He may steal French fries from your plate.)

ONLY A LIMITED NUMBER OF SPOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR LUNCH WITH CHIP .